New Years Resolutions

  Every year people make resolutions to change something about themselves or start doing something differently. Unfortunately, those new year's resolutions end quickly and they are back to the same thing again.  Here are a few things to think about for 2012:

1.) Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and meaningless quizzes.

2.) Check your work e-mail account at least once this year.

3.) Switch your username to “password” and your password to “username” to make each a lot harder for hackers to figure out.

4.) Watch less T.V…. in standard definition.

5.) Stop buttering doughnuts.

6.) Stop drinking orange juice after brushing your teeth.

7.) Help kids stay safe by not texting on your cell phone while eating McDonald’s and speeding through crosswalks in school zones with a frost covered windshield.

8.) Avoid fingertip soreness by learning to play “Rock Band,” instead of the real guitar.

9.) Talk with a robot voice all the time.

10.) Start a blog about how you would write more often if you had something important to write. Only make one blog entry and leave it published for years.

Do you have a crazy New Years resolution list?  If so, we'd love to see them! Post them in the comments section below.